Round 4 in our “A Gobshite’s Ode” series, and we’re going on our holidays….
Sevilla fans are c**ts.
Málaga fans are guiri c**ts.
Betis fans are sellout c**ts.
Cádiz fans are Antifa c**ts.
Melilla fans are c**ts in Africa.
Córdoba fans are right wing c**ts.
Real Jaén fans are c**ts whose breath smells like olives.
Granada fans are c**ts who are less interesting than their city is.
Xerez Deportivo fans are c**ts who ride horses.
Recreativo de Huelva fans are old c**ts who don’t matter as much as they used to.
Atlético Sanluqueño fans are c**ts with a taste for sophisticated wines.
Almeria fans are c**ts who are too far away to bother thinking about.