A Gobshite’s Ode to the Andalusian Clubs

Round 4 in our “A Gobshite’s Ode” series, and we’re going on our holidays….

Sevilla fans are c**ts.

Málaga fans are guiri c**ts.

Betis fans are sellout c**ts.

Cádiz fans are Antifa c**ts.

Melilla fans are c**ts in Africa.

Córdoba fans are right wing c**ts.

Real Jaén fans are c**ts whose breath smells like olives.

Granada fans are c**ts who are less interesting than their city is.

Xerez Deportivo fans are c**ts who ride horses.

Recreativo de Huelva fans are old c**ts who don’t matter as much as they used to.

Atlético Sanluqueño fans are c**ts with a taste for sophisticated wines.

Almeria fans are c**ts who are too far away to bother thinking about.

fbtg

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