The way in which a Londonphobe judges fans of each and every Football team in the capital….
Arsenal fans are c**ts.
Chelsea fans are aggressive c**ts.
West Ham fans are nostalgic c**ts.
Charlton fans are pissed-off c**ts.
Fulham fans are posh c**ts.
Clapton fans are antifa c**ts.
Leyton Orient fans are wannabe Hammers c**ts.
Millwall fans are c**ts who hate Leeds c**ts.
Wimbledon fans are c**ts with morals.
Palace fans are self-righteous c**ts.
Watford fans are c**ts pretending that Troy Deeney is a nice person.
Barnet fans are c**ts you only ever hear about but never actually meet.
Brentford fans are c**ts out of their depth.
Spurs fans….
…. I actually get on with Spurs.
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