Ultras Aufkleber of the Week – Austria Salzburg

Only after the watershed this time. The caption translates as ‘Horny for Austria’. The boys at SV Austria Salzburg are not large in numbers but boast a lot of creativity and don’t shy away from the spotlight. See our post ‘Saving Austria Salzburg‘ for a brief overview of the club and an account of their eventful meeting with 1. FC Union Berlin earlier this year.

Geil auf die Austria

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Club Comparison, England and Germany

From Boothferry to Germany

With Germany welcoming England tomorrow in the Olympiastadion for the pre-Euro 2016 friendly, I decided to have a bit of fun. There are less of them overall, but the German Football clubs occupy the same positions and fill the same niches in the structure of national Football in the eyes of the fans as the English clubs do. This post is a bit of a tongue in cheek explanation of where German and English clubs sit in the reality of Football. Enjoy.

Bayern München are Manchester United

Eternally strong and successful, almost eclipsing the legacy of the industrial stage from which the team came. Similarly the core of really diehard ultras are nowadays eclipsed by armchair fans buying their merch from supermarkets Continue reading

This is How Germany Promotes Safe Sex

Found on the wall at the doctor’s. It’s always been a common advertising practice to use a pop-culture reference as a vehicle for whatever you’re selling, but disguising condoms as badly painted cartoon footballers created by the clinic employees to get kids to use contraceptives is just laughable. Clearly the German Public Sector workers are a bit naive when it comes to understanding what will impress the judgmental youth of today.

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Unless there is an untold narrative that I’m missing here? Maybe this is the story Continue reading