At the best of times, Footballers give pretty monotonous interviews. But there is nothing duller or more repetitive than the obligatory new-player-signing-interview conducted by the club and splashed about across social media to keep the fans engaged.
Don’t believe us? Then grab a pen, print our New-Signing-Bingo-Scorecard out, press play, and see just how many of the following comments come out of your new midfielder’s mouth.
Enjoy.


Hahah this is gold! “Delighted” – how many times have I heard this?? ๐
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I’m delighted that it made you laugh XD
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Something like “Excited to meet everyone around here” would still be missing ๐
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Very amusing ๐ This never gets old!!
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“Lookig forward to getting out there” ๐
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