Mainz fans are c**ts.
Schalke fans are aggressive c**ts.
Frankfurt fans are violent c**ts.
Bremen fans are left-wing c**ts.
Hoffenheim fans are sellout c**ts.
Gladbach fans are shithole-small-town c**ts.
Leverkusen fans are c**ts who all work for the same company.
Ingolstadt fans are c**ts wearing Lederhosen.
Darmstadt fans are c**ts that only want to beat Frankfurt.
RB Leipzig have no fans. Just c**ts.
Köln fans are c**ts who prefer Karneval to Football.
Bayern fans are c**ts who think they are at the very centre of the Football universe.
Hertha fans are c**ts with an inferiority complex and a chip on their shoulder.
Hamburg fans are c**ts who are long overdue relegation.
Freiburg fans are c**ts too far away to bother visiting on an Away Day.
Dortmund fans are c**ts you support by default in the Champions League.
Augsburg fans are c**ts speaking in a dialect you don’t understand.
Wolfsburg fans are c**ts manipulating their emissions readings in order to comply with EU law.
…. and not forgetting ….
Stuttgart and Hannover fans are c**ts that still can’t believe they are not included in this list. Union Berlin fans are c**ts who know they will be on this list next season, but probably can’t afford it. Dresden fans are c**ts with amazing support whichever league they find themselves in. But c**ts nevertheless.